collegehumor:

They Said It Couldn’t Be Done: The Uber-Stuf Oreo
And so concludes the BEST DAY EVUR!

mistah-belvedere
laughingsquid:

A Helmet-Shaped Darth Vader Toaster That Cooks the Dark Side Onto Your Toast

Hell ya
#dope

#dope

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lookatthewords:

fineapplepizza:

fineapplepizza:

nipple piercings…. fuck that shit

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I CLUTCHED MY BREAST

Wtf

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piplups:

how to sext


Dopeness

piplups:

how to sext

Dopeness

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collegehumor:

Swedish Ping Pong Trick Shot (Pineapples and Knives Edition)

P-I-N- oh, you sliced me, let’s start over.

Holy shit

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ohhaiimakaylee:

lew-cifer:

toostuffedwithbullshit:

thegoldenspyglass:

The last one tho

THE LAST ONE omg

There’s something about passive aggressive notes that really make me happy.

^ exactly.

Lmfaoo

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Sooo damn truuu

Sooo damn truuu

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My boyfriend and I decided to cook dinner together one night. We both love spicy food so one ingredient in the meal was “inferno banana peppers” he had grown in his garden that summer. Both of us chopped up some of these peppers for the meal and thought nothing of it. Later that night we started fooling around and he started using his hands on me..you know, down there. Well, if you think residue from inferno peppers burns your mouth, imagine what it does to the sensitive skin of a vag… Thankfully we’re super comfortable with one another and after the immense pain subsided we got a good laugh but anytime we cook with those now, we use gloves!